Lady-Killer Wannabe Jerky-Jerk

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

bullied:

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you.
Dwight Schrute (via perfect)

shelikestheboysintheband:

hahahahahahahah stop i love these

mockest:

i dreamed i moved to maine and learned to sail boats and bought a closet full of winter coats, but i cried every morning because the ocean meant nothing to me

i cried so much that i drained the desert rain from my veins

and i refused to teach my heart to pump seawater, though my new friends ensured me that i’d love the expanse of the ocean the same way i loved the vastness of my desert

upthe-wolves:

Finished my Clockwork Orange flash!

upthe-wolves:

Finished my Clockwork Orange flash!

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

vincentvangoth:

In ur exams like

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drippydandelion:

Mountain Hippie | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

drippydandelion:

Mountain Hippie | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

unintelligentnuisance:

state0f—dreaming:


To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.

I want

unintelligentnuisance:

state0f—dreaming:

To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.

I want